My haters detractors call me hip-hop’s faggot lover. My supporters call me gay hip-hop’s “Spiritual Advisor”—bum-rushing suckas wherever and whenever homophobia rears its ugly head. With words, I kill their will, rip their lip, bow their legs, have them cryin’ for tryin’—beat them upon their head and shoulders with words that will cripple, stagger and dagger their very UN-vivid imagination! I make them call me faggot, because that’s all they can do—speculate about my sexuality. If I tell you I’m straight (heterosexual) and you choose to believe your demented mind, then the onus is on you to prove otherwise. Until you catch me with a phallus in my mouth or ass, shut the fluck up! Unlike Bishop Eddie Long, I am who I say I am! (Hold that thought!)
I’m the elephant in the room—they see me standing in the corner, but refuse to acknowledge. I’m the most controversial hip-hop blogger that your favorite rapper reads on the D/L. I’m a fierce advocate for the total liberation of hip-hop, which means giving up a seat at the “Good ol’ Boys Table” of heterosexual exclusivity and allowing gay & lesbian hip-hop heads to come dine.
I’m so ahead of the humanity-towards-others curve that I scare myself!
I love it when the Universe (and/or God) exposes the hypocrisy of these so-called Men-of God—these Pulpit Pranksters—these Hallelujah Hucksters—masquerading as men-of-the-cloth, preaching their perverted brand of Christ’s message to a people totally devoid of what the man really stood for. With cunning and oratorical verbosity, they make the masses think that they have God on speed-dial and are privy to the Creator’s home phone number and they, the sheep, must learn of God through them. They are hypocrites!
Such is the curious case of Bishop Eddie Long, Atlanta’s mega-preacher to 25,000 strong. You might’ve seen this charlatan on TV—the cock-strong-looking brotha with the Jheri Curl toupee and the tailor-made “musckle” shirts. (Do they even make muscle shirts anymore?) He’s being sued by two young men for “sexual coercion.” What? Yes! He “allegedly” has a fetish for young teenage boys, even though he has been one of the black Church’s loudest voices of religious homophobia—Bishop Eddie Long has been a very vocal opponent of same-sex unions/homosexuality, preaching his brand of religious ignorance with such rants as; “You cannot say I was born this way! I don’t care what scientists say! Homosexuality and lesbianism are spiritual abortions!”
You know I know who be talkin’ mad shit against gays in the name of God and religion. I’ve had my eye of this Negro for a few years now. Proof?
On the back cover of my book, “Hip-Hop Homophobes: Origin & Attitudes Towards Gays & Lesbians in Hip-Hop Culture; As Perpetuated by Rappers, Thugs, Athletes, Reggae Rastas & Religionists; Essays on the 3,000 Year Old Polemic Against Homosexuality; A Religious Hoax!” (iuniverse.com ’07)—I mentioned Bishop Eddie Long’s name, writing: Khalil Amani has put homophobia on blast! 50 Cent, Eminem, DMX, Ja Rule, Busta Rhymes, Elephant Man, Buju Banton, Tim Hardaway, TD Jakes, Creflo Dollar, Bishop Eddie Long the jig’s up! Your homophobia has been officially dismantled! Do you even know why you’re homophobic? Homophobia is rooted in our Judeo-Christian upbringing. It doesn’t matter how gangsta you are! We have been religiously/culturally brainwashed to believe that homosexuality is a sin against God-the greatest story never told-in the church! Now it is time to unlearn the ignorance of ages gone by. These preachers are damnable liars-purveyors of religious ignorance! Hip-hop heads, gay and straight, peep game. The truth is here!
So you see! This Negro has been on my radar for a minute. This coon, “Long,” has been shitting on gay & lesbian folk for a “long” minute! (Pun intended)
And now we are reading that he’s been sleeping sexing young men at his church—trickin’ with God’s money to get hand-jobs and droppin’ to his knees and giving blow-jobs—buying expensive gifts for his young gay paramours. The rumors have persisted for years that brotha bishop was gay and now comes, not one, but two young men who plan on suing the Be-Jesus out of him for, as they believe, conning coercing them into sex. And get this! They say he used the Bible to justify his wank sessions—that he was doing a spiritual/religious thing. According to the young men’s lawyer, they have “proof” of this relationship in the form of emails, texts, pictures and gifts from Eddie.
Bishop Eddie Long has been spewing the “God hates faggots” doctrine for years and now, God has exposed him as a “faggot!” Dare I say—the homophobic “chickens have come home to roost?” The good reverend is being accused by two members of his congregation of coercion—that they were forced coerced into having sex with him over a period of years, starting from when they were around sixteen, the legal age of consent between minors and adults in Georgia.
Of course, Bishop Long and his Kool-Aid drinking zombies supporters vehemently and adamantly deny these allegations. According to news reports, Bishop was coercing these two young men with trips to New Zealand, Turks & Caicos and even bought one of them a Ford Mustang! The lawsuit alleges that Long regularly “engaged in sexual touching and other sexual acts.”
Bishop Eddie Long—thou homo dost protest too much against gay rights. I’m always skeptical of people, especially religious folk, who harp on the “gays are going to hell because the Bible says so!”—meanwhile, they are breaking any number of biblical laws. Cats like Bishop Eddie beat hell out of homosexuality, while secretly wrestling with their own homosexuality. Classic Projection!
Off the subject. Jesus rode bareback on a donkey and this nigga, Bishop Eddie Long and his cohorts in the ministry (you know who they are!) owns a private jet! Multimillionaire jigg using God’s money to get his shit off!
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