Pres George Bush Prays For Intervention During The Rachel Maddow Show And Gets It

  

Last evening former President George Bush prayed to God for intervention during The Rachel Maddow Show and his prayer was answered when Maddow’s mic suddenly went off.

Fearing what America’s most popular lesbian might say about him in a segment about President Obama’s speech on Iraq, a source told this writer that Bush went out into a barn on his ranch in Texas and nestled among cows and sheep got on bended knees and prayed to the Lord.

Moments after Bush began praying a burning bush appeared and told George, He would intervene on his behalf.

While George’s prayer was answered, it came with a cost.

The burning bush set hay in the barn afire and according to local authorities the barn was a total loss.

Neither former President Bush nor the cows or sheep were injured. The source said after the fire and hearing about the snafu on The Rachel Maddow Show Bush said “Mission accomplished. So the barn burned down. You always get collateral damage in victories.”
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by Lyndon Evans