This Space Cadet Is Going to Have MASSIVE! Problems with His Jaw! Only in Florida
by Slade Sohmer
If vapid Internet listicles can be considered “literature,” then this T-shirt/arrest story should be considered poetry. And Florida is the Poet Laureate.
via The Smoking Gun
That’s Don Castner, a 39-year-old Florida man picked up and charged with welfare fraud for allegedly selling Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) cards to undercover agents. Great day to wear your “Jail Sucks” T-shirt.
The Smoking Gun informs us why he owns that shirt: “Castner’s disdain for confined spaces is likely a byproduct of his lengthy rap sheet, which includes collars for burglary; battery; drug possession; contempt of court; assault on a law enforcement officer; and domestic battery by strangulation.”
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