The Weiner at Upper W Side Today Police Clubs Hard and Swinging

 Mr. Weiner went in “persona” to see the NYC Public today. He picked up the entrance of the subways on the upper west side to be his toasty grilling opportunity.Things got a little pickled when the reporters could not get close enough to him to ask questions and put him on the news which is what he was there for. But because everybody wanted to look at his chest and crotch..you figure!  the press had a hard time getting a hold of the Weiner. Hey too hot to handle. Well eventually the onion rings got kinda the opposite of hard and crispy..what’s the name..oh soft. They got soft because Reporters could not get to him and the people were asking personal questions and then the people wanting to go down the subways stairs could not reach them and they were a little hard with him so hard the cops had to come in with their swinging sticks. Somebody asked Mr. Weiner, “ Hey Weiner, You said you did not use your head before”I think you have still not broken the habit” Not sure if he heard. In any case people eventually went down to the subway, weiner got pics from the reporters and people applauded not sure why or at what…but new Yorkers are like that. The can slapped you in the face and then applaud you for being a man or woman and take it.

{Adam}