What Are You getting him? } Stay away from Certain gifts:
Whether He's Naughty Or Nice, Don't Buy Him These Gifts
Christmas is a time for giving and, yes, receiving, but there are some things your partner just doesn't want.
True, sexy Christmas gifts can add a little heat on a cold winter's night, however, some of them are just downright creepy. The Frisky has compiled a list of the 18 weirdest Christmas themed sex toys, and here are 7 of the entries plus a few more by AF*:
1. XMas Tuggie: "It's a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching "A Christmas Story." Why, may we ask?
2. Reindeer Musical G-String: Now musical g-strings are a common gag shop item, but they need to be stopped. Your partner isn't a jukebox.
3. Santa’s Coming Xmas Bag: A kit that includes (among other things): Santa Pen, Condom Lollipop, Toy Cleaner Finger Fun Massager. This is really a kit for an incredibly horny elf.
4. Malibu Betty, Color For The Hair Down There: Trust me, green and red down there is a bad omen.
5. Erectile Quality Monitor: Also known as a Self-Esteem Crusher.
6. Fundies, Underwear Built For Two: Like living out of each other's pockets isn't enough.
7. Anal Ring Toss: Repeat after me, "I am not a carnival game.”
More by adamfoxie* (you can type your own on the comment section..no need to leave your real name…:):
8. Preparation H
9. Bed Sheets monogram with your name and his
10.Tiger slippers
and while we are talking about a tiger don’t give him anything that has to do with a tiger, human or not, nut cracker or Ben The Gay Craig's list Massage boy.
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