Boys Are Dressing Like Girls and Calling Themselves Le Girl Bieber

POLICE in Hampshire are searching for two teenage boys who lashed two 13-year-old girls. The incident occurred on Donkey Common in Thornhill.  A spokesman for the police tells us:

“Both boys are white, aged between 14 and 15 and spoke with local accents. The first is about 4ft 2in tall and thin, with a round face and short light brown hair in thenew Justin Bieber style. He wore a white tee shirt, black track suit trousers and a grey jacket with black piping.

“The second boy is about 5ft 3in tall and thin with blond and brown hair in the old Justin Bieber style. He has a thin face with fatter cheeks and some light freckles. He also has oriental-shaped eyes and chapped lips. He wore a blue polo top with a white mark or stain on the right chest area and grey or black tracksuit trousers.”

Justin Bieber is a girl.

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