Man Sues GayPopulated Men’s Health Club for Slipping on Sperm And Getting Injured

We New Yorker have a lot of obstacles. On our travel from one block to the other. The building elevators that get us where we live and work to the more than earth sidewalks with dog poop and and uneven slabs. Very seldom do we hear a man or woman for that matter complaints of too much of…the white stuff that that makes babies be conceived and gays be conceded if  they get or give too much of it.

It’s good old white, preferably new if you can get it , sperm. Well NewYorkers are also known for suing too much and with this piece of news we are stuck with the name.

It seems that a dude with the name of Marc Moskowitz alleges that he slipped on this milky white substance ( by now probably a little off white pastel).

He had this unfortunate incident at Bally Total Fitness on East 55 Street in NYC. in which he slipped on the magic substance. He is pissed and suing and who do you think he is pissed at? Men? No only gay men.

Mr Moskowitz blames the gays.  In his lawsuit filed at the Manhattan Supreme Court, Mr Moskowitz, 66, says the place is known for “cruising and lewd behaviour”, that homosexual action is“commonplace at the steam room, sauna and locker rooms. As a result of the aforementioned activities, there was bodily fluids and other evidence of sexual activity wherever it occurred throughout the gym.”

Why a man joined a club famous for “cruising and lewd behaviour”? Was it for research purposes? Was he unsure what cruising was, entering the gym expecting a large brass band, a captain’s table and yoga on the poop deck?
We can all wonder and think.It would seem not. Moskowitz’s lawsuit defines “cruising” as “the act of searching for homosexual partners in public places”.

The best line of the trial came from the Club’s manager Kyrell Buckhead who said, 

“I‘d say it’s not that dark down there. It’s a wet and slippery kind of place.” 

Anyhow, Mr Moskowitz says he slipped on the good. His shoulder injuries required surgery. He wants compensation.
((Adam}}