{Gay GOP Group} Santorum, Newt, Would be Better Than Obama

Though previously unimaginable, GOProud—that perplexing con$ervative organization that claims to support LGBT rights—has managed to out-do itself with statements implying Rick Santorum would make a better president than Obama. 

A press release issued by GOProud on Friday reads:

"After last night’s Republican debate one thing is clear: any one of the four remaining GOP Presidential candidates would be a dramatic improvement over the failed Presidency of Barack Obama. All Americans, gay and straight, are living in the disastrous Obama economy. The truth is that most Americans, gay or straight, are not better off than they were in 2008. While we may not yet be united behind one candidate, we are united in one common purpose: to defeat Barack Obama. Make no mistake about it, when this primary process is over the conservative movement will unite behind the nominee. We look forward to being a part of the unified effort to make Barack Obama a one term President."

That's right—all four remaining GOP candidates, including Rick Santorum, would be better than President Obama. Yes, this Rick Santorum would be a better option for the LGBT community than the history's gay-friendliest president, says GOProud. 

Joe Jervis reminds us that GOProud head Chris Barron's marriage to his husband will be rendered illegal before it leads to man-dog sex, should Santorum replace Obama. 

(Source: JoeMyGod)