Gay Dildo Helicopter Interrupts Russian Conference

During a Russian conference all of a sudden! A dildo helicopter makes the entrance flying high, flying low going down, up, sideways and people were trying to intercept it but they did not have any Patriots, SAMS or Scuds nothing. They had sold all of that stuff away to maintain 2 nuclear subs and a villa for Putin.

Neither the subs nor the villa can bring down a gay dildo. Only a newspaper.  There is got to be a message there somewhere. AF*