Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Named Co-Grand Marshals of Gay Pride Parade

In a surprise, stunning announcement Christopher Street West designated the former Alaskan lovers as co-grand marshals of this year’s Gay Pride weekend and its culminating parade. WeHo News

Under the umbrella theme of “Up Yours!,” Christopher Street West executives stated that it was time to reach out both to Conservatives and to Americans with Low IQ’s and welcome them to the unifying atmosphere of gay and lesbian and transgender culture as exemplified by West Hollywood life styles.
Ms. Palin will be featured on a special float with Dykes on Bikes, while Mr. Johnston will spearhead a troupe of body builders from local gyms and spas.
Christopher Street West also announced a special float, sponsored by the makers of lapbands, which will star Chaz Bono.
Given the current difficult economic times, the sponsors of the fair announced that refunds of admission tickets will be made with any and all purchases at the various booths.
Also, Mayor John Duran issued a statement that, with the cooperation of the State Licensing Boards, all West Hollywood bars will remain open all night, and will be permitted to serve breakfasts at no extra charge with every Mimosa purchased after 6 AM.

By Werner Haas
http://wehonews.com