Royal Says I’m Just Handsome not Gay

 

 While Princess Kate  – wife and mother to future monarchs of England — is dealing with morning sickness, her brother James Middleton is apparently sick with worry that the British public thinks he’s a gay.

A close friend of his, authorized to speak to the Daily Mail, recently quelled speculation brought on by the release of photos on Facebook of Jamesy frolicking naked with his buddies and, er, blow-drying his pubic hair.

“That’s the first I’ve heard of it, and I’ve no idea where it’s come from,” his buddy told the newspaper, describing the rumours as speculation “of the sort his family has sadly become ‘so used to.’”

Glad he’s put that all to rest. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Daily Mail]