December 20, 2012

Miley Cyrus Loves Penis-cake [Wild B-Party at USA}

I thought many of our readers will be interesting in this.  Not because is news worthy but because in this world in which we hear so many calamities,

Some other calamities are ok and refreshing to see in real live as a  circus. This is not the story We look for, but if it has certain words in it like penis and other hints we wont mention but it will bring out the antennas way up!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you have a story that you will bring exposure to something and you don’t mind  getting exposure yourself to your work in about 12 countries minimum,  you can should to to the publisher, Adam.

What'd y'all do on your 20th birthday?

If it was anything like ours, you spent 45 minutes waiting for a table at some generic hibachi restaurant, and the three days thereafter puking up shellfish.

If you're B-list pop royalty, however, you spent the big two-oh mean muggin' and feelin' on some booty.

Coincidently, Miley Cyrus celebrated her 20th birthday with a wild "Party in the U.S.A.," complete with a "big booty hoe [sic]" and a TMZ photo to prove it.

See also:
-Miley Cyrus Loves Penis (Cake)
-Miley Cyrus Makes Sexy Vid With Miami-Born Porn Star Jessie Andrews
-Miley Cyrus's Dubstep Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown
-Miley Cyrus's $1 Million Offer for Girl-on-Girl Porn

Rocking polka-dot pants and owning a Skrillex-like short-hair-don't-care attitude, Cyrus said goodbye to her teenage years by bear-clawing a stripper's naked ass cheek.

TMZ reports that some of Cyrus's besties surprised the VH1 Diva with a "few strippers," fulfilling the entertainer's biggest b-day wish.

Cyrus clearly "Can't be Tamed." And we like it.

Happy belated, Miley.

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