Raunchy Gays and Hooker Ads Welcoming the GOP Family Values Guys

August 24, 2012

Raunchy Gays and Hooker Ads Welcoming the GOP Family Values Guys

I have lived 45 minutes from Tampa and I know that everything is there just like if it was Miami or Ft Lauderdale. I hope these campy group of family value guys and anti gay, prostitution, abortion and helping anyone that needs it will have a 'grand ole time.’ Here there would be no need to tap in bathroom stalls like they have done at parks and recreation stops; There are enough hotels, motels, and even one gay bathhouse to accommodate their fresh needs. Hope they get what they want that way the economy in Tampa will benefit and they might come back less hating to pass at least one good piece of legislation. Also someone might be lucky with a cell cam and give us some details. After all why should the Prince be the only one with his butt up in the air when I know many of these guys will jump higher than Harry is ever done, except when he gets in helicopter of coarse. Fun days and wet nights.
There are some samples below: (Adam Gonzalez for adamfoxie*blog)

Tampa’s ladies– and men!– of the evening are expressing an irrational exuberance for the imminent arrival of the Republican National Convention in their hometown. In the past week alone, a slew of x-rated websites have announced the tawdry, hardcore erotic services they’re offering exclusively to convention attendees. These include VIP cabanas, Sarah Palin impersonators, champagne toasts, free homosexual steam rooms, “smelly foot worship” with a stunning dominatrix and something frighteningly named the “Santorum Stimulus Package.”

The weather is forecast to be quite hot in this West Florida city and Mitt Romney is hoping to make it even hotter with Paul Ryan at his side. The convention will top off a stunning surge for the battle-scarred Republican contender who emerged from a scathing primary season with renewed vigor and stamina. But with thousands of conservative thinkers, party delegates and hopeful candidates milling about town, the temptations of intimacy abound. Political conventions have long been vice-ridden. Alcohol and anonymous hotel rooms, nubile volunteers and the frenzied passion for a candidate often lead to shocking personal indiscretions. One hopes that this year’s attendees can channel their excitement for Romney and Ryan into appropriate channels. This is, after all, meant to be a celebration of family values and economic common sense.

Here’s a “revue” of the raunchiest ten entertainments that Tampa, America’s strip club capital, has on tap for next week (in no particular order). * Warning: links may go to websites with nudity.

1. “Thee” Dollhouse: “Nailin Paylin” Sarah Palin Look-alike