17 Guys NOT To Date

For guys who have not started dating yet or those who started again Im going to give 17 Guys Not to Date:

1. Wake and Bake Guy

Get ready for a lifetime of late-night pizza and breakfast nachos.

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2. Twin Bed Guy

GET A FUTON MATTRESS. OR A STRAW PALLET. ANYTHING THAT SLEEPS TWO PEOPLE. YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A DORM ANYMORE.
See also: Gross Bedsheets Guy.

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3. Super Busy Guy

"AAAAHHH I'm so sorry, but something literally just came up with work and I have to bail — I know, I know, I am the worst. Things have just been INSANE lately. Can we try for next week? But after Wednesday because I know things are going to be CRAZY for me until then." Rinse, wash, repeat.

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4. Negging Guy

"It's so cool how you don't care that much about how you look."
See also: Undermining Guy.

5. lower case emailing guy

usually means he's either passive-aggressive or overly emo/twee

6. Sex Tape Making/Emulating Guy

Does not apply if you met in Craigslist Misc Romance.

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7. Fantasy Sports Obsessed Guy

One fantasy league at a time is acceptable. Two is questionable. Three or more, goodbye ever doing anything except watching sports!

8. "I Just Ran Out of Condoms" Guy

Seriously?

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9. Weird Diet Guy

Enjoy constantly accommodating his diet of nuts, berries and salmon.
See also: "That's Unhealthy" Guy.

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10. Overly Groomed Guy

Never trust a man with a hair dryer.

11. Underly Groomed Guy

Then again, never trust a man who doesn't own soap.

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12. Gym Rat Guy

Being fit is one thing. Waking up every day at 5 a.m. to spend two hours lifting is another.

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13. Always Orders For You Guy

MAYBE THE LADY DOESN'T WANT THE STEAK, OKAY?

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14. Shapewear-Wearing Guy

Yes, the Padded Butt Brief is a thing that exists.

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15. Calls His Mom Every Day Guy

And this will never, ever end.

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16. Best Friends With his Ex Guy

Friendly is fine. BFF is weird.

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17. Still Lives With Roommates After Age 30 Guy

Just… get your own place. Just do it.

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