The Worse Four NON-Eligible Bachelors in the World


These four dudes have been voted by adamfoxie* and others as the worse four non-eligible bachelors in the world.
nydailynews.com They had 30 listed but I think with four is enough to not get you sick on sunday morning. What do you think?


<b>Tiger Not-Out-Of-The-Woods-Yet</b><Br><Br>

Tiger Woods went from top golfer to sub-par husband when it came out over Thanksgiving '09 that he cheated on wife Elin Nordegren with <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_.html" target="_blank">more women</a> than he has trophies. And this guy has a LOT of trophies. 
<b>Levi Johnston</b><Br><Br>
Let's just say Levi Johnston wouldn't make a great son-in-law. The teenage baby daddy, who posed for Playgirl and made his attempt to become Mayer of Wasilla, AK, into a reality show, really needs a new PR person.<br><br>Or a muzzle. After Levi split with Sarah's daughter, Bristol, the then-19-year-old didn't hold back his opinions about the former Alaskan governor. Levi's trashed her marriage, insulted her parenting skills and bad mouthed her run for Vice President. Keepin' it classy, as usual.
<b>John Mayer</b><Br><Br>
Ohh, Johnny ... the singer without a censor. After splitting with Jennifer Aniston in 2009, Mayer <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/nycs_casanovas/nycs_casanovas.html" target="_blank">famously aired</a> their dirty laundry outside an Equinox gym in SoHo. Then he over-shared about sex with his ex, Jessica Simpson, likening her to 'crack cocaine' and 'sexual napalm' - while at the same time igniting a firestorm with comments about his 'white supremacist' penis.<br><br> Add in a Rolling Stone interview where he waxed poetic about masturbation, and a New York Times piece in which he said 'I should be having sex with more girls', and you've got to wonder why any woman would take their chances with this shady Lothario - but plenty of them do.

<b>Charlie Sheen</b><Br><Br>
Want to live in a mansion with porn stars and marijuana models? The Sober Valley Lodge is now taking applications, but you have to be down with the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/the_wild_times_of_charlie_sheen/the_wild_times_of_charlie_sheen.html" target="_blank">crazed antics</a> of a machete-wielding, tiger blood-drinking, bi-winning, egomaniacal 'high priest Vatican assassin warlock' named Charlie Sheen. Oh, and no trolls. Duh.
Tiger Not-Out-Of-The-Woods-Yet

Tiger Woods went from top golfer to sub-par husband when it came out over Thanksgiving '09 that he cheated on wife Elin Nordegren with more women than he has trophies. And this guy has a LOT of trophies.
Published: 08/05/2011 15:06:31
Levi Johnston
Credits: Franklin/Getty

Let's just say Levi Johnston wouldn't make a great son-in-law. The teenage baby daddy, who posed for Playgirl and made his attempt to become Mayer of Wasilla, AK, into a reality show, really needs a new PR person.

Or a muzzle. After Levi split with Sarah's daughter, Bristol, the then-19-year-old didn't hold back his opinions about the former Alaskan governor. Levi's trashed her marriage, insulted her parenting skills and bad mouthed her run for Vice President. Keepin' it classy, as usual.
Published: 08/05/2011 15:06:31
Credits: Playgirl
John Mayer

Ohh, Johnny ... the singer without a censor. After splitting with Jennifer Aniston in 2009, Mayer famously aired their dirty laundry outside an Equinox gym in SoHo. Then he over-shared about sex with his ex, Jessica Simpson, likening her to 'crack cocaine' and 'sexual napalm' - while at the same time igniting a firestorm with comments about his 'white supremacist' penis.

Add in a Rolling Stone interview where he waxed poetic about masturbation, and a New York Times piece in which he said 'I should be having sex with more girls', and you've got to wonder why any woman would take their chances with this shady Lothario - but plenty of them do.
Published: 08/05/2011 15:06:31
Credits: Sabo for News

 

Charlie Sheen

Want to live in a mansion with porn stars and marijuana models? The Sober Valley Lodge is now taking applications, but you have to be down with the crazed antics of a machete-wielding, tiger blood-drinking, bi-winning, egomaniacal 'high priest Vatican assassin warlock' named Charlie Sheen. Oh, and no trolls. Duh.
Published: 08/05/2011 15:06:31
Credits: ABC Neww

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