Justin Bieber, your hair is so pretty but: Keep Quiet On Politics, You Are Not the 'Sharpest There'
Justin Bieber, your hair is so pretty but you are not the sharpest knife in the drawer
In his new Rolling Stone cover story, Justin Bieber tackles the hard stuff: sex (“I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them”), politics (“I’m not sure about the parties, but whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad”), health care (“Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him”), and the big one, abortion. “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber tells the magazine. “It’s like killing a baby?” But what if that baby (baby, baby, oh) were a product of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”
Yes, ladies, everything happens for a reason — including being raped and getting pregnant. Maybe next time the Beebs gets into an accident or suffers an injury, he should tell himself that everything happens for a reason, and so there’s no need to avail himself of Canada’s excellent health care system. Wouldn’t want to interfere with God’s plan. That’s what the Koreans do.
Also, this is why reporters shouldn’t ask ignorant-ass pop stars about politics. Ask him more about hair products. The people have a right to know.
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