Trump Between us and U.S. What is The Difference Trumpie?





Trump just had a groundbreaking piece of insight.

It almost broke his mind.

I said ‘almost’ because that mind came pre-broken. If his brain cells were intact, this would have broken BOTH of them.

He’s about two days away from finding out that water is wet, and a week away from learning that orange is the name of his color AND the fruit.

One day, he’ll learn how to spell ‘boobs’ on his calculator and that’s it. You’re never going to pry him away from that calculator ever again.

I have no doubt in my mind that this guy has some unlucky schmuck dressing him up every day. He wouldn’t be about to wear his shoes without strangling himself with his shoelaces.

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