The James Franco You Have Never Seen

  What do you get when you cross K-Fed, Vanilla Ice, a beach full of hammered spring breakers and James Franco? A whole lot of awesomeness, that's what. Photos of Franco in his "Spring Breakers" getup surfaced this week, and somewhere, the former Mrs. Britney Spears has got to be concocting plans to launch a copyright infringement suit against Franco and the

flick's producers for jacking his steeze. Instead, however, some rapper named Riff Raff is speaking out about how Franco's character's Caucasian corn-rows and general amazing-ness were lifted from his own look. OK, buddy. If that's something you really want credit for, by all means ...