Too Short a Penis, Now Short $7500 for Bail

TSA Worker Gets Into Teenie Weenie Fight

Sat, May 8, 2010 by AKA William

 

A Miami International Airport worker “lost his mind” after his demo of the airport’s new security full-body imaging scanner revealed a teenie weenie problem.

Last week, TSA screener Rolando Negrin’s was arrested for beating a fellow screener with an expandable police baton after enduring months of teasing about the size of his peen. See, Negrin has stepped through the virtual strip-search machine, and, as the police report states, “The X-ray revealed he has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis.”

Negrin was arrested for the assault and charged with aggravated battery. He’s out on $7500 bail.