Puke attack: Now that's fighting dirty

Adfxie apologizes for this post, but because is  a festive long weekend. What the hell! 

Diane Mapes writes: Of all the body functions that humans have to contend with, throwing up has got to be the least favorite.

Unless you’re Matthew Clemmens, the Cherry Hills, N.J., man who pled guilty this week to committing “vomit assault” on police captain Michael Vangelo and the officer's 11-year-old daughter during a recent Phillies game.

Dubbed “Pukemon” by the press, Clemmens stuck his fingers down his throat and purposefully puked on Vangelo, who referred to the experience as the “most disgusting thing” he’d ever seen.