Jimmy Kimmel Examines The Melania Episode

                                                                                            

“It’s the same speech he gave her after Stormy Daniels,” Jimmy Kimmel said. “She just regurgitated it.”Credit...ABC

 

I tried different ways to explain Melania's Show up before the cameras at the White House.

They were mostly too full of details. If you saw it you don't need someone to tell you what went on. But

I found someone who explained it the correct way, with comedy. Yes because say what you will

this White House is a comedic show. A show that cold start WW3 but no one could have deducted how idiotic everyone is. Trump as the top idiotic idiot knowing what he wanted to do , surrounded himself with a sick parade of political losers. People who love Republican Politics but knew they didn't have

a chance at anything important. There was Trump. He got the biggest losers and made sure they understood who their daddy was. They had to be loyal. Kimmel hit the spot with facts we either know or can identify as probable.

Adan Gonzalez

By Trish Bendix

New York Times

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Six Minutes With Melania

The first lady, Melania Trump, summoned reporters at the White House on Thursday for a surprise, nearly six-minute statement denying any relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

Unbeknown to her husband, Mrs. Trump “emerged from the rubble of the East Wing,” Jimmy Kimmel said.

“She brushed the drywall off her business suit and delivered a doozy of a prepared statement demanding that we stop talking about something no one was talking about.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

During her address, Mrs. Trump denied having any connection with the disgraced financier and explained that she met her husband “by chance” at a party in 1998, as detailed in her memoir, not through Mr. Epstein.

“It’s the same speech he gave her after Stormy Daniels. She just regurgitated it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“You know somewhere in the White House, Trump, he saw this happening; he spit out a whole gallon of Diet Coke. This is already better than her movie.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“And why is this happening today? He’s spent the past six weeks trying to bomb this Epstein story out of the headlines. Two days after the cease-fire, she puts it right back on top. She must really hate him. I don’t know how else to explain it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“So, then a reporter gets ahold of Trump, calls his phone, he says, ‘I didn’t know anything about this statement Melania made.’ He didn’t know she was going to do it before she did it, which shows you how smoothly things are running over there.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Only a member of the Trump family could turn a defiant speech about a pedophile into a plug for her book.” — JIMMY KIMMEL 

 

 “So while we focus abroad on Iran, the real forever war is happening here. I’m talking about wokeness. We might think it’s dead but really it’s alive and thriving. Reminds me of the time we buried grandma early.” — GREG GUTFELD

“Because ‘wokeism’ is like any cult, they only increase the awfulness when they feel threatened. That’s why Jim Jones led to mass suicide. And why Nirvana led to the Foo Fighters.” — GREG GUTFELD

“But that’s the thing about wokeness: It’s so absurd, no one takes it as real until it becomes a campaign platform and the lunatics go from eating paste in the arts and crafts room to turning the whole world into their asylum.” — GREG GUTFELD