Smallest Penis Comes to Brooklyn
(Ken Hamm)
The fact that a tiny penis competition has become an annual tradition is a testament both to the power of the micropenis and the pull of a spectacle. But, here we are—Kings County Saloon in Bushwick will host the third annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant in June.
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Brokelyn reports that this year's Fun Time Small Time show will take place on June 13th, and is expected to draw in little penises and the people who love them from all over the country. Luckily, Kings County moved to bigger digs last July, so next year's competition will hopefully resemble a sweaty ballsack a little less. Plus, there's a good chance the new spot will not have the same sewage problems boasted by the old Kings County Bar (see last year's coverage for details).
Kings County has not yet responded to request for comment, but according to the bar's website, you can email them for advance tickets ($5, $10 at the door). They've also got VIP tables, complete with "penis kitten service and backstage passes," available on request. There's no information available regarding prospective contestants, but peruse all our previousphoto galleries to see what kind of penises are welcome here. Penis!
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