Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

February 8, 2017

Trump and The Veterans, Seth to Trump




Senior White House counselor Kellyanne Conway this week complained that the media has been paying too much attention to only one of President Trump’s executive orders — namely, his temporary ban on refugees and travel from seven Muslim-majority countries — and not enough to the many others Trump has signed since taking office.

So Seth Meyers did just that.

On this pre snow storm night with Trump being quiet and no major news                                                                 (Since adamfoxie blog Int. does not manufacture news like some outfits I know, I will give you and interesting video with Seth.

January 17, 2017

Fans Turned on Steve Harvey After His Visit to Trump on MLK Day



 Harvey is surprised people were surprised and dismayed at him but the
answer is an a 40% max approval rate for Trump




Name something Steve Harvey has done recently that is upsetting fans?

Survey says ... it's more than one thing.
The normally beloved host has run afoul of a few with his recent actions.
Harvey tweeted an apology on Tuesday morning -- his 60th birthday.
"I offer my humblest apology for offending anyone, particularly those in the Asian community, last week," Harvey tweeted. "It was not my intention and the humor was not meant with any malice or disrespect whatsoever."

The statement came as a result of Harvey taking heat for making jokes about Asian men on his daytime talk show.
During a recent segment on dating books, Harvey highlighted “How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men" and then joked that it could only be one page long.

"'Excuse me, do you like Asian men?' " Harvey said, referencing what the book might say. "'No.' 'Thank you.' "
"Fresh Off the Boat: A Memoir" author Eddie Huang responded in an essay published in The New York Times.
"(Harvey) speaks openly about issues facing the black community, he is a man of God, and he has a huge platform to speak from," Huang wrote. "Unfortunately, he's also the type of guy who orders Krug champagne for himself and Cook's for every one else. For his own personal profit, he’s willing to perpetuate the emasculation of Asian men regardless of how hypocritical it is."

But he's not the only one Harvey has angered in the last few days.
On Monday “The Daily Show" joined "Saturday Night Live" in mocking Harvey's meeting last week with President-elect Donald Trump.

Harvey explained in an earlier tweet why he went to Trump Tower in New York.
He said both President Barack Obama's and Trump's teams requested he take the meeting and that he was placed in contact with Department of Housing and Urban Development nominee Ben Carson to discuss helping inner cities.

“And you thought Donald Trump wasn't going to do anything for black people," "Daily Show" host Trevor Noah joked Monday night.

Rapper T.I. posted a series of videos on Instagram on Monday calling out Harvey as well as fellow rapper Kanye West, actor-former football star Jim Brown and Martin Luther King III for meeting with Trump.

"Given what's goin on between him & Congressman Lewis.... All y'all looking CRAZY right now," T.I. wrote in the caption, referring to Trump's criticism of US Rep. John Lewis of Georgia on Twitter. "Be Aware, Be Alert, Or Be Bamboozled."

On his radio show Monday, Harvey said he was hurt by all the criticism.
"I didn't expect the backlash to be so fierce," he said. “I also understand if I'm going to keep getting stabbed at, at least while you're stabbing me, you should understand my intent."

June 5, 2016

Bill Maher on Socialism, Bathroom Sex and Nostradumbass


Lets enjoy sunday with a comedic break from Comedienne Bill Maher.  

Friday night with Bill Maher was again a knock down and blow over with sharp comedic criticism of the gospel of anti Socialism which the government has been spreading for ages. Friday night cannot be avoided when one speaks of the interesting happy events that kicks out the weekend for americans everywhere. If you have a good sense of humor and can forget what party affiliation you have for a few minutes this might crack a smile in your face.We will start with the segment of “New rules” on his program and learn what new rules he proposes for the Nation:

“Older Americans are more religious.And America’s real religion is capitalism. And like any religion, it needs a devil. And that devil has always been socialism. In 1961 Ronald Reagan said if we passed Medicare we’d wind up telling our children what it was once like in America, when men were free. Thanks, Nostradumbass!”
More recently, the U.S. government announced that it would begin selling naming rights to our national parks because the parks are 11 billion dollars in debt.
Maher again:
“So get ready to see the Bison roaming at Yellowstone with the Nike swoosh shaved into their ass. And you’ll no longer be having anonymous gay sex in Yosemite’s rest area #12. You’ll be getting blown in the Quicken Loans Men’s Room. The Grand Tetons will be brought to you by Hooters and the Washington Monument by Cialis. And the Statue of Liberty by Massengill. ‘Give me your tired, your hungry, your feeling not so fresh.'”
"I’m not arguing against the free market. Just not for everything. It’s funny. Older people think socialism is capitalism’s enemy, and younger people think it’s capitalism’s replacement, but they’re both wrong. What socialism is is capitalism’s lap band. Something to prevent it from eating everything.”

[Adult Content]
5.4 minutes

October 27, 2014

Hitler Finds Out about Straights Siege On DC's Gays




This was too funny not to post…….its appearing on Monday but it was supposed to be for slow Sundays
Adam Gonzalez

October 11, 2014

N.Korea’s Little Leader Kim Jong-Un seen on a row boat to Jersey’s Imperil Buffet


                                                                       

North and South Korea have exchanged artillery fire, Yonhap news agency reports, as the North commemorates the founding of its ruling Workers’ Party. Meanwhile, North Korea’s ruler, Kim Jong Un, was conspicuously absent from an anniversary ceremony, fueling international rumors that he’s seriously ill or has been deposed. A source close to the leadership claims Kim simply pulled a tendon weighting some serious pounds during military drills and South Korea has asserted its belief that the 31-year-old is “ruling normally.”

All the information underline on this post is correct today’s information. The page is presented in jest being how weird this man is, with his American taste for food, sports and  movies and France’s wine. He is considered weird by this blog and many because even after talking after nuclear war he disappears, what ever the reason is world leaders won’t do such a disappearing act. Today is a good example in which the two koreas have been snipping at each other and Mr. fearless leader is no where to be found. You never know wether he will execute a member of his family or just shoot a rocket jot the sky just to keep people talking about him.
 

October 25, 2013

Historic St. George Will Present Bill Cosby and Others in Comedy Starting Soon

I just got some great news for St. George and most of Staten Island. It appeared today at the Staten Island Advance. I got the page and post it here (down below). It has all the information about the new events at St George.

A little history from this great landmark:
Centered in the historic St. George District, the St. George Theatre in its’ day was the most magnificent theatre on Staten Island. A beautiful 2,800 seat venue, Solomon Brill of the Isle Theatrical Company broke ground in August of 1928 and the doors of this palatial emporium opened on December 4th, 1929. The cost of the project, which included an attached office complex, was two million dollars, $500,000 of which was for the theatre.
 
Brill, who owned several other theatres on the Island and once owned a nickelodeon with William Fox of 20th Century Fox fame, promised to bring top-of-the-line vaudeville to the borough for an admission fee of 75 cents. He envisioned the St. George as a dream show house rivaling Manhattan's cathedrals of cinema. At a time when many of the large movie houses were built by big Hollywood studios, Brill was an independent owner of fifteen theatres in the NYC area. Prior to his death in 1932, he sold one half of his interest in the St. George Theatre to Joseph Kohn, who later sold to the Fabian Theatre chain.

The Island's newest movie and vaudeville house outshone most of its competitors of the day, including Manhattan's Capitol Theatre on Broadway. Some of the theatres unique features included the absence of any obstructions; a $25,000 Wurlitzer organ; an advanced cooling & heating system; one of the largest cantilevered balconies ever built and velvet seats, gilded balconies and grand staircases.

The main architect was Eugene DeRosa; he was assisted by Staten Island resident James Whitford, who was known as the “dean of Staten Island architects.” Mr. Whitford also designed the Ritz, Liberty and Victory theatres, none of which exist today. The ornate interior of the theatre was designed by Nestor Castro. Mr. Castro was the art director for the Libman-Spanjer Corporation which designed the interiors of many theatres in the Times Square area. The majority of the elaborate architecture that is visible to theatre patrons is the result of Mr. Castro's artistic genius.

The St. George Theatre's interior is a variety of Spanish and Italian Baroque styles. The lobby is spacious with two box office windows and six windows displaying upcoming attractions. The foyer is illuminated by large stained glass chandeliers and majestic winding staircases lead up to the equally elaborate mezzanine level. Hanging above the grand lobby are oversized paintings of a bullfight and a Spanish village. Throughout the theatre are murals, tiled fountains and sculpted figures set in niches. The balcony and mezzanine originally had 1,400 seats and the orchestra section had another 1,600; about two thirds of those remain today.

The first movie to play was "So This Is College" and the headline act was the husband and wife team of Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields. The movie and vaudeville format featured performers such as Al Jolson, Kate Smith and Guy Lombardo. The live performances ended in 1934 but began again during the 1940's when shows promoting the sale of war bonds featured personalities such as Rose Marie and Arthur Godfrey.

The theatre was sold again in 1938 to the Fabian Theater chain who continued to operate it as a movie palace until 1972. Several owners since then have tried reincarnations that included a roller rink, an antique showroom and a night club, none of which were successful. Another attempt was made in the mid-1990's to reopen as a performing arts center and a performance featuring Pat Cooper and Connie Francis was presented. This venture, too, failed and the owner ultimately gave up. With the exception of filming the finale of the 2003 film “School of Rock” at the theatre, it has basically remained shut for the past 25 years.
 
Rosemary Cappozalo, along with her daughters Doreen Cugno, Luanne Sorrentino and Rosemary Hillers entered the picture in April of 2004. "Mrs. Rosemary" as she is better known due to her forty plus years as a dance teacher on Staten Island, took over the theatre which was transferred to the Richmond Dance Ensemble, Inc., a not-for-profit 501(c)3 organization dedicated to the restoration of the historic St. George Theatre and its development as a Cultural and Performing Arts center. As the new owners and operators of the St. George Theatre, they began major repairs to restore the theatre back to its' original magnificent splendor.  In the Fall of 2007, the not-for-profit organization became the St. George Theatre Restoration, Inc. 
When Mrs. Rosemary and her daughters first entered the theatre, the bathrooms were non-functioning and had water pouring through the ceilings; the ornate plaster walls had holes the size of their bodies; the orchestra seats had been torn out and those in the balcony had been vandalized;
the building needed a new roof and there were broken cinder blocks and glass throughout. Mrs. Rosemary poured her life savings into the project and, despite all the obstacles, the ladies had the theatre open in twelve weeks time.

The newly renovated St. George Theatre serves as a cultural arts center for a myriad of activities including outreach educational programs, architectural tours, television and film shoots, concerts, comedy, Broadway touring companies and small and large scale children's shows.

The magnificent St. George Theatre shines once again and serves Staten Island and all of New York. By polishing this treasured jewel, the integrity of its' unique structure will be maintained and a major boost will be given to the revitalization efforts of this North Shore community.


 
 
  
ST. GEORGE –  Jokes are serious business over the next six months at the borough's North Shore.
  
Starting Nov. 1, the historic St. George Theatre has lined up a host of male headliners plucked directly from the top comedy clubs on the national touring circuit. (And before you cry sexism, don't forget that Joan Rivers was just at the St. George in May ... and her voice is loud enough to drown all these dudes out).
  
Anyway, first up: Standup comedy veteran John Pinette, fresh off a Comedy Central special earlier this summer, bring his "Still Hungry" tour to the venue next Friday. This portly talent (who's appeared everywhere from the final episode of "Seinfeld" to the Broadway stage as Edna Turnblad in "Hairspray") is fresh out of rehab so the night should be particularly interesting.
  
The following Saturday, the sitcom world's "King of Queens" turned movie star ("Grown Ups," "Paul Blart: Mall Cop")  –  Emmy nominee Kevin James  –  makes his return to the standup comedy stage.
 
 But that's just the beginning.
  
After new year strikes, everyone from quirkball improv duo Two Man Group to the legendary Bill Cosby will take the St. George Theater stage.
  
Check out the infobox below for available showtime and ticket details. For potential (or inevitable, most likely) additions to the performance schedule, visit StGeorgeTheatre.com.
  
  
COMING SOON TO THE ST. GEORGE THEATRE! 

  
    John Pinette
    Veteran comic's "Stay Hungry" tour
    When: 8 p.m. Nov. 1
    How much: Tickets are $38.75-$46.75 ($89 VIP package includes orchestra seats, post show meet & greet, and a signed DVD).
    
    Kevin James

    Emmy-nominated actor returns to standup stage
    When: 7 & 9:30 p.m. Nov. 9
    How much: Tickets are $49-$99.
  
Two Man Group:
Live & Dangerous
Comedy
 
dvd Colin BradTwo Man Group.jpgView full size
Improv comedy from Colin Mochrie & Brad Sherwood of "Whose Line is it Anyways?"
    When: 6 p.m. Feb. 9
    How much: $39-$59.
    
    Jim Belushi & Chicago Board of Comedy
    w/ Robert Belushi, Larry Joe Campbell, Jon Barinholtz, and Brad Morris
    When: 7 p.m. March 30
    How much: $39-0$59.
    
    Bill Cosby
    A comedy legend. Enough said.
    When: 8 p.m. May 16.
    How much: $45-$99.
    
    Where: St. George Theatre, 35 Hyatt St.; 718-442-2900; StGeorgeTheatre.com.
    More information: Tickets are available at the box office (Monday & Thursday, 9:30 a.m.-7 p.m.; Tuesday, Wednesday & Friday, 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m.; closed Saturday & Sunday unless show is scheduled) and Ticketmaster.com (800-745-3000).9:30 am - 7:00 

May 2, 2013

Tim Tebow Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment

  BY 
 The New York Jets cut ties with third-string quarterback Tim Tebow on Monday, and of course the Taiwanese animators at NMA TV pounced. By the Way when Anderson came
out he got the same treatment .
tebow nma
tebow nma rabbi 

April 18, 2013

Louie Anderson Looses 1LB. in Tears Diving Off The Pool


Funnyman Louie Anderson made an unexpected return to TV diving show Splash after beauty queen Katherine Webb was forced to quit on doctor's orders. 
I don’t know what’s up with Louie and that pool. He can’t dive, he ca ’t swim, he is not funny when he is crying and he is not loosing any weight. He can’t having fun because all he does is get weight, injured and cries. If he wanted to abuse his body a tough trainer and a gym, with a pool if he wants, that will make live his live a little longer.
The comic wowed the audience by walking out triumphantly on to the highest diving board in a patriotic stars and stripes swimsuit as the crowd chanted his name before plunging into the water below. 
The rules of the show state that if a contestant has to leave the last eliminated person is allowed to return - in this case, Louie.
Choked up: Louie Anderson was in tears as he returned to Splash on Tuesday

But his return was short-lived after he chose to bow out of the contest after landing in the bottom two.
 He offered to quit because he didn't think he could go any further, giving Brandi Chastain another chance at winning the Splash crown.
'We have Super Louie in front of us,' said judge David Boudia after Louie jumped
Louie wept, saying: 'That's the bravest thing I ever did.'
David gave him seven-and-a-half points, while Steve Foley gave him seven.
'I don't know of any 400lb person who's ever [done that],' said Steve. 
'It's 399 lbs,' Louie corrected him. 
Big achievement: The comedian was overcome with amazement as he came back to the show after being booted out last week
On Tuesday night’s show each hopeful had to dive off  the10 metre platform - 33 ft in the air, falling at speeds of up to 35mph. 
The judges shared their horror stories of dives gone wrong - admitting they had been left bleeding and bruised by misjudging their jumps. 
'It feels like you're hitting a brick wall,' admitted David Boudia.
World record breaker? He wiped his eyes as the judges gave their good scores



April 10, 2013

He Stood There Like an Apollo Rocket Ready to Blast off, Except He blasted Down

My Introduction:
Adam Gonzalez


Let me tell you something about comedians. I have never trusted them, never liked them. Whenever I went to see one or a bunch off them I disagree with most of the stuff they throw on the wall to see what stick. They offend more than half of the audience trying to accomplish a stupid laugh. You become a friend of one and you never know when they are telling you the truth and when they are bull shitting you. But there some comedians that without being 100% percent offensive they can make you laugh with one laughing and crunching their teeth,. The great Johnny Carson was one. He didn’t score every night but he knew it and the audience knew it so it was very human and very sophisticated on its own way.  Besides he had a variety show to hide behind it or just hump into his side kick arms and some times he did just that.
Besides Johnny there was fat Louie guy. Whom i first saw on the carson show. I’ve heard fat comedians make fun of them selves, but they come across to me as people that want to be skinny but have too many issues to be fit. One of the issues is that they have is being a bad comedian. Not with Louie. He was fat and he knew why. He also knew that he probably he would stay that way. May be getting to be more fit which he did even though he waited too long, but he still alive and hasn’t had a heart attack yet, that Im aware of.

But With this show splash I see him (don’t watch the show, just was channel surfing) and I see this whale of a man jump from a diving board, high diving board. I say god dammed he is dead. The whole damn pool is going to empty out of water or he's going to hit chest first and make his heart stop. I then realized after the jump it was fat Louie; My Louie that almost made me  develop this love for him like a brother towards a crazy brother or best friend. 

After he jumped Not only He had to be taken out in a stretcher. That is after 20 minutes or so in the water until he recovered. They didn’t have a hoyst that strong to pick him off the water. Besides it did him good for his fat and muscles to try and get together to the previous positions if they remember of coarse.   There he is below like a whale and that is fine! But Jumping off a diving board…not good man…Not good.
Im sorry I don’t see him on tv for ages and the next time he is up the like an apollo rocket ready to blast to the moon except he blasts down. yikes!
I still Love you Louie, just be careful man, love to have you back with just  jokes!


Out of the show: Louie Anderson left the competition on Tuesday night's Splash


This is not my last dive. This is my first step into a brand new life.' 
Louie had proved so popular that beauty queen Katherine Webb, up against him with the lowest scoring dives of the night, burst into tears when she realized he was going home rather than her.
 
 'I'm just more upset to see Louie go than anything,' she said, shortly after having hugged him and told him: 'I'm so proud of how far he has come in the competition.’ This is something that has changed my life,' he told the audience, many of whom booed the decision to vote him off.
Close call: The comedian was in the bottom two with Miss Alabama Katherine Webb


His final dive, a flip, saw him lying backwards on the diving board and rolling back into a full flip before landing feet first. 
'You are probably the first 400-pound plus man to ever do what you just did in the world', diving legend Steve Foley, one of the judges, told him as he gave him the exact same score he gave Katherine.
'That's why I do it - so that other people out there can get off the couch,' Louie replied proudly.
His or hers: heir splash landings were compared before the end of the episode

November 13, 2012

This guy wanted to be the one with the Biggest at work (video)

If You decide to sit on big one to show yours is bigger, make sure that the one you sat on ins’t really  too much bigger than yours, if it is, it will be turn out to be a powerful fluid pressured dick...and also a top! You will be on the ground either crying or laughing and singing mama’mia

To help you with the hump of the week! JE,JE  adamfoxie* for You!                       
The Holidays r coming Please check the Thanksgiving goods on this site and take advantage of the sales now. That way you will be happy, saved some $$ and Adam can come back in January again. I do would like to come back with this Program{help!} The tickets for most shows are being discounted. If you have a question just emil me or leave message.

September 17, 2012

SNL’s Seth Cracks Jokes About Jamie Kuntz's 65-year-old "boyfriend"


meyers kuntz.jpg
Meyers couldn't resist poking fun at Kuntz's taste for much older men.
 
Last week, we shared the story of Jamie Kuntz, an 18-year-old who was kicked off the North Dakota College of Science football team over Labor Day weekend after he was seen kissing his 65-year-old boyfriend during a game.

The 48-year age gap between Kuntz and his lover (the two reportedly met online) didn't escape the notice of Seth Meyers, host of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update, who cracked funny during SNL's season premier about a teenager professing romantic love for somebody old enough to be his grandfather.

Here's what Meyers said, followed by the footage (the Kuntz joke starts at about 1:12 in):

An 18 year old gay football player at the North Dakota College of Science is saying he was kicked off the team after he was seen kissing his 65-year-old boyfriend. Replied the 65-year-old man, 'Whoa, whoa whoa, a boyfriend? (laughter)... We're having fun here, it's just.... I'm not into labels.'


It does seem strange to hear an 18-year-old call a 65-year-old their boyfriend, doesn't it? Old-man-friend seems more appropriate.


Love And Pride Sale! Up to 70% OFF on Selected Products Buy Now! Special offers and sales for all products! Up to 70% off, Free Shipping! Buy Now!||||

July 9, 2012

Dorothy, Sophia,Blanche, Rose, Batman, Aguaman, Superman


I love, love, love this video!
What genius!
Kevin Bapp brilliantly transforms the Golden Girls quartet into superheroes and if I am ever going to finish my work for the day, I’ve got to stop watching the damned thing!
Enjoy!
By Greg Hernandez 
I love most of the stuff from Greg. I saw this and it made me laugh. I hope it will you too. Adam

 
Best Sellers



Love And Pride Sale! Up to 70% OFF on Selected Products Buy Now! Special offers and sales for all products! Up to 70% off, Free Shipping! Buy Now!||||

February 25, 2012

Bill Maher Put His Mouth Where His Wallet is {1 Mill for Obama Campaign}


maherscreengrab
   


It is so good to see people do what they say they are going to do and others to put their wallets where their mouths are. One thing is to talk,  another is to do what it hurts at least hurts a little.  I don’t know how much money Bill has, but I do know that he used to be an independent.  I guess all the craziness and forward to the past that the GOP is being doing is had an affect on him. One Million dollars from someone who is not a billionaire is not like tipping the waiter. It’s a lot of money!  I’m glad that the  independent and libertarians , like he used to be, would feel equally repulsed at what’s going on.  It would be funny it wasn’t that it is so damn serious. He can’t make a contribution that big directly to the Obama Campaing, so he gave it to the Democratic Super-pack.  They are the ones that will be putting ads on  and fighting the GOP in all fronts…..and just as we been asking Speaker Pelosi and the chair of the DNC Rep Debbie Wasserman Schults.  We need that money to flow to the fight for Gay Marriage. We hope they support us just like we have supported the Democrats.
adamfoxie*                                       to Bill Maher, I Love You Man!

Amazon SearchBox Use it for All Meerchandise

The Forest Needs help

Summer Athlete

Adamfoxie Blog Int.

Adamfoxie Blog Int.
Amazon

ONE

ONE
Relief World Hunger

Taylor Made 2016 Family Clubs

Click Here To Get Anything by Amazon- That will keep US Going

Amazon EcHo

Blog Archive/White No# Stories per Month/year

Popular Posts

Everyday at the Movies

Orangutans ARE Part of the Forest

The Gay Man in You♥ or Him