New Trend: ‘The Sexy Alive but Dead’

 

Miriam "Mae-Mae" Burbank, who died of cancer in early June 2014, is pictured seated at a table at the Charbonnet Funeral Home in New Orleans, Louisiana

Sitting at a table, beer, whisky and cigarettes nearby, with nails painted in the colours of her favourite American football team, Miriam Burbank didn’t move much at the funeral.
But then again this was her own funeral.
Coffins are becoming optional at services in New Orleans. It’s the second time this year the corpse has been dressed up and displayed.
Wanting to demonstrate their mum, who died at the age of 53, had been full of life, Miriam’s daughters decided they wanted her exit to have a party feel.
It caused such a stir the Charbonnet-Labat Funeral Home has had calls from all over the world to do similar things with other dearly departed.
The bizarre services began in New Orleans in 2012 with the death of Lionel Batiste, a jazz musician and dapper man about town. Mr Batiste did not want people looking down at him, so at his service he was standing up, leaning on a lamp post, hands on his walking cane, hat tipped rakishly to one side.

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Lionel Batiste

And in April, well-known New Orleans socialite and philanthropist Mickey Easterling, 83, had a similar send-off.
As she was known for loving the finer things in life, she was arranged posing with a glass of bubbly in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was dressed in an evening gown, complete with ornate hat and a pink feather boa.
Now it isn’t just in the Big Easy, that mourning relatives are thinking outside of the box.
At the Miami funeral of murdered record label executive Alexander Bernard Harris, mourners paid their respects as he sat in his yellow Lamborghini, wearing jeans, a red San Francisco 49ers baseball cap and sunglasses.
Coffins don't have to be boring though - check out these unusual caskets, or read on for more unusual send-offs.

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Mickey Easterling

His 16-year-old daughter Tareel Harris said at the time: “That’s his favourite car. He joked he wanted to be buried in it.”
And in Ohio, biker Billy Standley, 82, was buried in a glass casket astride his beloved Harley Davidson Electra Glide cruiser. He had started funeral preparations himself by buying three large plots next to his wife Lorna, big enough to accommodate him and his bike.
But letting the departed, depart in real style isn’t new. Thirty years ago Chicago gambler Willie Stokes Jr was buried in a casket resembling a Cadillac Seville.
Stokes, 28, who had been shot dead on the steps of a motel, was propped up in the driver’s seat. His car coffin boasted blinking headlights, a windscreen, Cadillac grille and a licence plate with Willie’s “Wimp” nickname.

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At the request of his family, the late Willie M. (Wimp) Stokes Jr. goes in style
 
Dressed for the occasion in a flaming red suit, he had several $1000 dollar bills sticking from his fingers.
It is not only in the mainland US that the trend for putting the “fun” into funerals has taken off.
In Puerto Rico, Angel Pantoja Medina, who was shot dead in 2008 and thrown over a bridge in his underwear, is now forever remembered as “el muerto parao” or dead man standing. His corpse was leant against a wall, dressed as a rapper and wearing his favourite New York Yankees cap.
His aunt Ana Delia Pantojas said: “All sorts came to see him – lawyers, judges. Everyone was saying things like, ‘for my wake I want to be in my recliner with a cup of coffee’.”


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“Pedrito" Pantoja Medina The wake soon started a trend. Motorbike-loving David Morales was embalmed sitting on his beloved Honda.Then paramedic Edgardo Velazquez was embalmed in his uniform sitting in the driver’s seat of his own ambulance. 
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One family even asked them to pose their son Carlos Cabrera as Che Guevara, cross-legged, head bowed, cigar in hand. The funeral home has even branched out into pet wakes, posing a dead German Shepherd dog called Capitan on his owner’s motorbike.
Carlos M. Cabrera Mercado Their most extravagant wake to date was for boxer Christopher Rivera A

 The living has a constant preoccupation with death.  It manifests with the way we treat our dead in which we show our lack of control to deal with the last act of our lives as we know it. We feel bad for the dead because we wont see them again but when we examine those feelings is us who we feel sorry for because we know we are next and we don’t where if any we are going. No matter how educated you are you can’t prove there is no higher power and order in our cosmos besides what is called the natural order of things by the laws of nature. Again, you can have all the divinity degrees speak other languages or tongues and swear you talk to god every day and he talks back to you, the fact is you can’t  prove it.  You might really believe it but you can’t prove it or make anyone else be witness to your all powerful friend.  Yes you can sell it, just like we sell the president in politics and sugary, stroke causing cereal in the name of good health, so as well we can sell god and sometimes some crazy doctrines in our churches and make thousands buy it and pay. The fact is we don’t know what happens when we die, that is a fact! We want to make believe that the dead is still with us until the time we bury them. After we bury or burn them then we can unleash our minds, let them be free for us to place them at the cemetery, their bedroom, favorite car or next to a being no one is ever seen or had contact with with aka’s as important and mighty as god or with surnames like Jesus, Jehovah, allah, buddah, etc.

It is not surprising like the Egyptians before us that built Pyramids for those who could afford it. We can make a funeral into almost anything we want as long as money is no object.
That’s the reason for those life-like stiff’s up above and the cute boxes down below. As you know this is done for the living because it has been proven that the dead can’t hear and it can not feel because they are dead due to a dead brain empty of the electricity or life that was making it compute faster and better than your iPhone or droid.
Adam Gonzalez
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