Trump is Got No Hair, He Thinks He Does, Now He Thinks He’s Got a Penis ] Dream On
Renowned feminist attorney and professional camera whore Gloria Allred has been invited to visit Trump's Trousers, a property the controversial mogul claims is "very very impressive." Gloria received the esteemed invitation after holding a press conference announcing her representation of Miss Universe contestant Jenna Talackova, who is fighting against the pageant organization for her right to compete. We're sure Gloria's jumping with uncontainable excitement at the opportunity to check out The Donald's junk. The creepy details follow.
The Donald called in to TMZ Live moments ago, claiming, "I think Gloria would be very very impressed with [my penis]."
Donald's genitals became a topic of contention earlier today during Gloria's news conference with transgender beauty queen Jenna Talackova—when Gloria said, Jenna "didn’t ask Mr. Trump to prove he's a naturally born man, or see photos of his birth, or to view his anatomy ... It made no difference to her."
But it makes a difference to Donald, who said he'd be willing to show what he's got ... if Gloria's willing to pay the right price.
Donald also said he wouldn't apologize for disqualifying Jenna last week from the Miss Universe pageant on the basis of her birth gender—even though he later reversed hisposition—and added, he "couldn't care less" if Jenna even competes.
Just when we started to think Trump had turned a corner to leave his creepy d-bag ways behind…
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