THE AGONY OF NUDE STREAKING

BY: CHRISTOPHER DONALDSON

For the Twenty-first Century streaker, the stakes are high. Nowadays, nudity is not enough—apparently you must also inspire fistfights, mayhem and amateur videos that go viral worldwide.

Like this guy (Arizona student Jacen Lankow), who decided to streak across Thursday’s UCLA vs. Arizona football game—with only four seconds remaining in the second quarter and Arizona up 42-7—wearing little but an itsy bitsy teenie weenie white bikini (bottoms).

Crowds cheered, players brawled, and the world somehow managed to keep spinning, mightily.

(Via Towleroad)