Ha Ha Pass the Salt Or I will fork you with this stupid Fork, spoon anythting
| by Hillary Reinsberg
Denise Morrison, the new CEO of Campbell’s Soup, who we dubbed the “low-sodium CEO” has announced a major change at the company: she’s bringing back salt. *Cue gasp*
Just a few weeks ago, we told you about Morrison, the straight-laced woman who grew up discussing “the discipline of test marketing” at the dinner table – and her trailblazing quest to de-salt Campbell’s Soup while running the U.S. arm of the company. Morrison removed sodium from the soup, and customers revolted! Without salt, the soup tasted like…water! If you didn’t think salt could create scandal, you thought wrong. Morrison’s anti-salt crusade made her a controversial candidate to take over as CEO.
But she got the job anyway. And guess what? She’s curbing to the pressure. You heard it right: she’s bringing back salt.
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